I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Randomize
