i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
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