I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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