I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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