Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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