Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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