Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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