i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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