Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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