It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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