that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i drank out of a bidet.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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