you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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