it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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