what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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