I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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