do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
How naked do you want me to be?
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