Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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