you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
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