I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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