Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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