Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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