just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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