Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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