I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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