it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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