But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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