Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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