He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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