They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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