Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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