Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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