youre lurking in front of me
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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