Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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