let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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