PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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