summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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