We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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