We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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