ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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