all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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