He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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