Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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