peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
there is glitter all over my balls
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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