Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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