I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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