he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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