she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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