I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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