i may or may not be watching the land before time
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
Randomize
