did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
