They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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