Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I am one with the molecules
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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