doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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